lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

when you think the bae’s going to put it inimage

but then you find out it’s already inimage

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

wigwams:

when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

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'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

superbass spells superb ass omg

fruitpacks:

it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden