andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

a rubber band pistol was confiscated from math class because it was a weapon of math destruction

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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

verticaliciouss:

Hi guys

it’s me Jack (i was tumblr user relahvant)

i got terminated this morning and lost 223k.. 

i’m  trying to get my blog back but idk… i don’t think i will and it’s very very upsetting..

if you want to follow me here i guess then go for it

Anonymous asked: Post a new selfie 😭

i will soon i just never take them

rumour:

has it

frlcker:

I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time

trait:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one